I must be too annoying 4 u.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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