He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i would punch a child for taco bell
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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