are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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