I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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