yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
