is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she peed on how many people?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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