I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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