I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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