Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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