Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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