David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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