Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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