Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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