Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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