I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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