I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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