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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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