i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
