This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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