So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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