I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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