So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just cropdusted the office
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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