your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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