ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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