Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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