She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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