okay pat passed out under dana's car
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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