kristin has been a bad kristin
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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