Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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