Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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