is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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