Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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