if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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