I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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