She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize