your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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