My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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