Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
