Don't you send me to vm
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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