The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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