How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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