She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She's the barista slut.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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