I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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