of course. lets lasso hookers.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
