You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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