Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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