very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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