i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
In America we eat man semen.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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