I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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