I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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