Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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