i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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