Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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