I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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