i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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