He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
and she was petting her beer can
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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