would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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