question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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