You made me cry and you don't even care
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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